we the sons and daughters of al qaida do solemnly swear upon the "IN-hypocritic" oath that we took when we first joined this multi national organization that " we shall kill every goddamm american, british, french, spanish, pakistani, etc etc" who dare to stop the formation of the " United States of Al Qaida". we are and wil always be your loyal and humble servants. those bloody americans thought that by burying you in the sea they would remove every trace of you. how wrong they were!! they have actually shown us a new way. your soal now resides in every sea creature in this world and unless the fishes and plants and penguins obey our orders, we shall kill them by plantng bombs under sea. we might even decide to use a couple of newly recruited suicide bombers from the "osama bin laden pre-primary and primary schools", set up in the jungles of pakistan. oh, by the way, if you are reading from the heavens, we have fired that ISI chap from the governing council as he was proving way too expensive.
it so sad that people were fed with with so much of misinformation about this great man. he was misunderstood in every walk of his life, thanks to the CIA. they called him a murderer, a fanatic, every bit of which he was not. he was a lover, a great lover of mankind, and of humanity at large, and of course of his lovely wives. how many others do we know of who have more than 10 wives and 40 children!! (people know of only 6 wives and 26 children, but he kept a couple more secret).
he was a great lover of the enivironment. his greatest acheivement in this field was the destruction of the twin towers. do people in have any idea how much of electricity that tower guzzled up every day?? such a tall tower was a nuisance anyways. the new york municipality had atleast a 100 complaints from neighbours that it blocked their view of the city. but like a lot of other things, the bush administration made all those files dissapear. it is true that a "small" no. of people did lose there lives when the building fell. but those were mostly old men and women nearing the end of their lives. their death made it poosible for young people from the third world to get lucrative jobes in the USA.
it is a sad misconception that he hated the americans. OBL and CIA were like brother and sister. they fought alongside each other against those communist b*****ds and won. the cia gave him weapons and he gave them victory. in fact most of the weapons that we have today are american stuff. but the breaking point in their relation came when the CIA decided to appoint one of their own as the head in afghanistan. our chief could not allow that!! so he declared war against the CIA. otherwise, we love americans, and even have numerous recruits back there. he was a big fan of KFC and whenever an american recruit came to undergo training in afghanistan, he would have to bring at least a dozen buckets.
A lot can be said about this great man but this is too short a place to mention all of them. we only wish he lives in peace and can guide us from wherever he is.
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